Randy Travis Arrested Again, Needs to Redneckonize

C’mon, guys. I really count on you to be there for me when I miss stuff like this.

You betta redneckonize, Randy!

So, less than 2 weeks after his arrest for being naked in the road (next to his 1998 Trans Am!), it seems Randy Travis was cited again a couple of nights ago, when police responded to a call about two men fighting in a church parking lot. He was charged with misdemeanor assault. Although TMZ is reporting that Randy was “extremely intoxicated,” there was no indication on the police report that he was impaired at the time of his most recent arrest.

Um, hang on. I feel pretty certain that if you find yourself in a situation in which you are fighting your girlfriend’s estranged husband in a parking lot at 1 a.m. on a Friday, you have had at least a few drinks. In my experience, non-drinkers are just not very likely to start slugging each other in the wee hours. And further, when this is the second time in a year that you’ve been arrested for being up to no good in a church parking lot after dark, things aren’t working out for you. Add in a clothing-optional DUI and you’ve got a problem.

I need to figure out why this cat’s drinking so much! I know times are tough – recent divorce from your wife/manager of 20 years, marriage ended over cheating with the woman whose husband you tried to knock out, crashing your Trans Am while drunk and naked – but man, this dude needs to consider developing healthier habits!

Is he just determined to make his life play out like a country song? Could be, but he’s got a ways to go before he’s George Jones getting a DUI on his way to the liquor store ON A RIDING MOWER. On the other hand, maybe church parking lot fighting 2 weeks after your naked DUI is getting pretty close.

UPDATE: Thanks to Noel, who directed my attention to this mess.

Photo via Dlisted

5 thoughts on “Randy Travis Arrested Again, Needs to Redneckonize

  1. Lisa says:

    Sorry I thought you knew already!!!

    • reallyrealatlantahousewife says:

      Nope. Totally missed it. My fault. 😉 I thought of you when I heard that there are more naked Prince Harry pics to come!

  2. Nancy says:

    Poor Randy! I called your Mom when I heard of the 1st arrest and said it was sad to see what has happened to him. I have served George Jones in the casino and he is a happy drunk.

  3. Susan says:

    Is it just me or does that pic in your blog look like a Madam Tussaud’s Randy Travis? That’s even sadder.

    • reallyrealatlantahousewife says:

      Totally does. Something is going on with his face and it isn’t just age. The Busey teeth don’t help anything.

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