Normally, I can think of at least five things I need to know more about after every episode. But this week was such a SNOOZER! I’m gonna need the ATL crew to step it up! With Kim gone and everyone acting pretty normal and happy, the storylines are getting boring. And no, Cynthia’s attempts to be sassy and Kenya’s need for mental health services are not helping.
But! I did manage to come up with a few.
1. Has anyone anywhere ever mistaken Kenya for Beyonce?
I’m giving Kenya’s story a big Phaedra-style side-eye. I know people are easily fooled – and Kenya does have a top-quality weave – but Beyonce? Really?!
I could watch Porsha’s reaction all day.
2. When do I get a banner over my bathtub like the one Prince Ayden has?
really all that old, but a huge change that I’ve observed in my short lifetime is the exponential proliferation of CRAP people can and will buy for their kids. Oh, and their pets! What is UP with that? The business of spoiling (I know: total grandma word) kids is out of control!
Everyone needs to sit down and chill out! These kids are gonna be shell-shocked when they go out into a world that most definitely does not consider them special.
Ayden really is cute, though. “So delicious!”
3. Did Cynthia and Peter crack a joke at Apollo and Phae’s expense?
What was this if not a reference to last week’s grody makeout sesh?
That’s it. That’s all I can come up with.
Nene’s big move to the Hollywood Hills? Ok, great. Kandi happily making a home with Todd and Riley? Hey, good for them. Porsha and Kordell buying stuff? Fab. But all of it is a little “meh.”
What did I miss, friends?