Real Housewives of Atlanta: Brains, Booty and All Business

A few brief questions I’d like answered.

1. What is with these people making business deals with NO CONTRACT?!

Has no one on the show ever actually SEEN the show before?! Every single season, housewives in one city or another make some vague business deal. Then the checks are slow and somebody feels wronged. Exhibit A: Kandi and Kim going at it over “Tardy for the Party.” Exhibit B: Sheree and Nene’s bad business deal. Exhibit Everything Else: Sonja and Heather’s dustup over the toaster oven box.

I mean, come on, girls. Get it together!

2. Is Kenya actually trying to float the rumor that Walter is a “downlow brother”?

Because that is just tacky. When her cousin (who needs a bigger bra) said something about how she was “suspicious” of Walter and how “this IS Atlanta, after all”, either she’s just nasty or Kenya’s grubby mitts were pulling the strings.

3.Ā Has anyone actually seen “The New Normal”?

I know the kid who’s Hannah Horvath’s gay ex-bf on “Girls” is in it and Nene is in it. And maybe sometimes Ellen Barkin? That’s the extent of my knowledge. I worry when I see Nene and Gregg dropping so much cash in Hollywood. I was relieved when Nene confirmed that they would not be moving from ATL permanently.

4. Is Kenya’s patchwork ombre hair intentional?

I just wanted to use the phrase “patchwork ombre” coined by my soul sisters, Two Winey Bitches.

But look:Screen Shot 2013-01-15 at 6.09.43 PM

5. Are people on reality shows contractually obligated to use the phrase “at the end of the day” a certain number of times?

I need Rich Juzwiak to make a supercut of people saying “at the end of the day” just like he (brilliantly) did with “I’m not here to make friends.”

For my Jerry Springer-style final thoughts, I’ll just say that I like seeing Nene and Gregg back together. Fame messed them up a little but they seem to be back from the brink. I think they really have a solid partnership. I also like Kandi’s relationship with Todd. My girl has put on a few pounds but seems so happy. She may be small – woah-OOWHOA – but her happiness keeps on growing.

And Phaedra really is brains, booty and all business, isn’t she? Scrumptious!











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8 thoughts on “Real Housewives of Atlanta: Brains, Booty and All Business

  1. hsf says:

    1. Couldn’t happen to a better bunch of losers.
    2. Because she IS tacky.
    3. No.
    4. Who knows. Yawn.
    5. At the end of the day I’m just here for Flav!

  2. melissa630 says:

    Oh you… you didn’t!! Can’t believe you gave us a shout out, you rock ATL!
    Sadly I realize I have to stop using “at the end of the day” – man that’s a phrase I’ve been rocking for 5 years now :(.

    • reallyrealatlantahousewife says:

      Of course I did! How could I not? I love you girls.

      And I’m gonna give you a pass on “at the end of the day” as long as you use it sparingly. šŸ˜‰

  3. “She may be small ā€“ woah-OOWHOA ā€“ but her happiness keeps on growing.”

    HAHA I LOL’d. And those GIFs…ahhhh love them!

    I honestly haven’t been that invested in Atlanta this season. Every time I watch, I find myself zoning out and doing other things.If it wasn’t for Kandi and Phaedra, I’d be outie.

  4. lisah higgins says:

    i haad to stop watching this show, some of these women are a complete disgrace to the word BEAUTIFUL, of which a woman is the true definition of! some of them truly truly are representation of PURE TRASH as people! It is frightening to think How VERY VERY HARD african american ancestors fought for the freedom, liberty and respect they should be given, only to have some of these women be a representative of a black woman and how they behave, socialize, interact and treat others! I am Not speaking of all the cast members, Cynthia, Most times NE NE I absolutely Think they are fabulous as beautiful Black women however the rest it is SIMPLY DISGUSTING Filth they represent!

Talk to me.

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