Category Archives: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

What?! You Didn’t Know Lisa Vanderpump was an 80s Music Video Star?

Ugh. I know I’ve fallen behind (damn you, real life!) but I want to thank you, readers, for sticking with me. The best way to thank someone is with a gift, don’t you think?

Well, my gift to you is this 1984 music video for Naked Eyes’ “What in the Name of Love” starring Miss LISA VANDERPUMP! Yup, current star of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Vanderpump Rules, and suprising owner of dat azz.


But that’s not all! You can also watch Ms. VDP in ABC’s “Poison Arrow”!

All of us from the early MTV era remember these tunes and these crappy videos. Who knew we were watching a future cable television star?

Back soon!


Are Paul Nassif and Adrienne Maloof Separating?

TMZ is reporting that Adrienne Maloof and Paul Nassif from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are close to separation. Before you scoff at TMZ, remember that these guys have an unbelievable network of sources – waiters, valets, manicurists – throughout Hollywood. When it comes to entertainment industry news, especially in and around LA, they’re pretty hard to beat, and they’re rarely wrong.

I feel really sad about this if it turns out to be true. I make fun of the Real Housewives all the time, just like pretty much every blog ever. But I always remember that these are real people. Even Teresa. 😉 They may be petty or ridiculous or pretentious or even kinda dumb, but they are people with families and lives that go on beyond the TV show. For me, joking about families falling apart isn’t necessarily off-limits, it’s just not funny. I’m going through a divorce myself and I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy. It sucks and it’s never what anyone wants for themselves and even when it is amicable (as mine is) it still feels like a big fat sad failure.

During the first season of RHOBH, I found Adrienne and Paul’s constant bickering sort of amusing. It seemed like they were one of those couples who just made it work despite annoying each other Paul annoying Adrienne all the time. Holding out hope for them and their sons that they can find a way to fix it.