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All GIF Friday!

Is there a way to NOT love this song?

I’M GONNA POP SOME TAGS!

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Aw, little self-absorbed Hannah Horvath finally figured out that she’s tired of trying to experience everything and be cool all the time. It’s called your 20s, kid, and we all grow out of it.

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Sexxxy moves from living cartoon Courtney Stodden.

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If he was your boyfriend, he’d never let you go.

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Here’s Mariah, reminding us how the dismissive smile is really done.

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In case you forgot to loathe Chris Brown today.

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This is how I’m gonna say Justin’s name from now on. Every time.

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Chris Brown Just Seems Like A Real Chill Guy

I mean, doesn’t he?

He just seems real laid back, real easygoing.

*record scratch sound*

Ugh. THIS GUY.

Cool tat, bro.

Cool tat, bro.

I guess we all first became aware that he was a major douchelord when he beat the hell out of Rihanna’s face area, right? Then he further endeared himself to the world by not only issuing the weakest apology ever, but tweeting pictures of himself being pissed about his community service? Oh, right! Also having a complete shit fit back stage at the Today show, punching walls and screaming and being a total ass because Robin Roberts dared to ask him about the Rihanna thing.

Then there was the 2011 nightclub brawl with Drake and his entourage, supposedly over Rihanna. Oh, and dressing as a terrorist for Halloween because HAHA that is HILARIOUS.imgres-1

When he lip synched through THREE songs (why?) at last year’s Grammy Awards, he defiantly responded on Twitter that he didn’t have to answer to anyone, blah blah blah to infinity.

Honestly, Chris Brown should be required by law to have a Twitter account open at all times. It is by far the best way to get to know the real “Breezy.”

Exhibit A: last fall, comedian Jenny Johnson – who’s been baiting Team Breezy for years – finally got Fist Brown (™Michael K) to have a full-on Twitter meltdown and it is GOLD.

When Chris tweeted “I look old as f*ck! I’m only 23…” Jenny replied, “I know! Being a worthless piece of shit can really age a person.” WHOA! Look, I’m sure it sucks to be a famous person and have to deal with people constantly messing with you. However, most celebrities kind of get that you just ignore that stuff, right? But not CB! No way. He came back swinging (get it?) with a barrage of insulting and vaguely threatening tweets to Johnson. She stayed in the game, hilariously calling out his grammar (“It’s YOU’RE a hoe, not YOUR a hoe”), and weathered the wrath of not only Mom Breezy but Team Breezy, the scariest rabid fans on the Internet.

Right before (temporarily) deleting his account, Brown sent this lil’ gem: Continue reading