Celebrities: they’re just like us! They love to put on Santa gear and have their friends take pictures. This time of year, each new day brings a fresh crop of Santa-impersonating attention seekers.
Here’s how it generally works: the further down the list, the more elaborate the costuming. This means Gwen Stefani might throw on a Santa hat for a hot second with her kids, while perennial F-listers go full Kringle.
So. I’ve been studying up on this year’s celebrity Santas and I think I’ve come up with what you’ll agree are the hottest
messes in the game.
Reppin’ the dudes this year, why it’s Mr. John Mayer! Yes, Mayer the Player – currently Katy Perry’s whipped cream licker (sorry) – donned a Santa suit and thankfully, KP was there to capture the moment and post it to her Twitter.
Look, I know people think John Mayer is sexy. But this guy always looks to me like he needs a hot date with some SOAP! Make those sexy eyes at the shower, homie.
But what about the ladies? Well, it’s a tie this year. For some reason Leann Rimes didn’t call the paparazzi while she frolicked in a red and white bikini this year, so the field was opened up for some new faces. Continue reading