A few brief questions I’d like answered.
1. What is with these people making business deals with NO CONTRACT?!
Has no one on the show ever actually SEEN the show before?! Every single season, housewives in one city or another make some vague business deal. Then the checks are slow and somebody feels wronged. Exhibit A: Kandi and Kim going at it over “Tardy for the Party.” Exhibit B: Sheree and Nene’s bad business deal. Exhibit Everything Else: Sonja and Heather’s dustup over the toaster oven box.
I mean, come on, girls. Get it together!
2. Is Kenya actually trying to float the rumor that Walter is a “downlow brother”?
Because that is just tacky. When her cousin (who needs a bigger bra) said something about how she was “suspicious” of Walter and how “this IS Atlanta, after all”, either she’s just nasty or Kenya’s grubby mitts were pulling the strings.
3. Has anyone actually seen “The New Normal”?
I know the kid who’s Hannah Horvath’s gay ex-bf on “Girls” is in it and Nene is in it. And maybe sometimes Ellen Barkin? That’s the extent of my knowledge. I worry when I see Nene and Gregg dropping so much cash in Hollywood. I was relieved when Nene confirmed that they would not be moving from ATL permanently.
4. Is Kenya’s patchwork ombre hair intentional?
I just wanted to use the phrase “patchwork ombre” coined by my soul sisters, Two Winey Bitches.